A List of Things that Could Happen, but if they do, it won't be because Gays gotMarried

The following is a list of bad things that could happen, but if they do, it won't be because gays got married:

     1. The earth crashes into the sun. This would be bad, but in a way that has naught to do with marriage;
     2. The moon crashes into the earth thus sending it spiraling out of orbit into the sun. See #1;
     3. The moon crashes into the sun, thus impacting the orbit of the earth (and the tides) sending it spiraling out of orbit and into the sun;
     4. The so-called Mayan prophecy (it seems rather more like a new age prophecy that has been thrust onto the Mayan calendar) comes true and life as we know it ends this December right before Christmas;
     5. My dog develops opposable thumbs. This would be bad for any number of reasons;
     6. It rains in California thus giving the lie to the classic song with the line "it never rains in California" althoughly rain is good for California, singing lies are bad;
     7. Los Angeles gets a football team This would be bad not for Angelinos but for those of us living in the community that lost their footballl team to Los Angeles