Some things that might happen (there's no guarantee) if Gays Get Married:
1. Increased sales of Benedryl. Too many people with allergies attend gay weddings
2. Kleenex stock goes through the roof because of tears of joy from wedding guests. If Kleenex is made by a private company, owners go on more trips, thus improving tourism
3. The gift registry at Target fills up
4. Stable families
5. Happy couples
6. Dogs and cats living together as a cat owner and a dog owner come togetheer to spend their lives together
7. Other stuff, but it's really kind of private and not the world's business
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