Hey everyone! Let's protect marriage.

Hey! gays are destroying the sacred institution of marriage. Right? Let's protect marriage from the gays.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-me--arnold-future-20110518,0,789964.story

Wait. That wasn't about gays wrecking a marriage. Let's try again:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/18/us-strausskahn-france-secrecy-idUSTRE74H1ZO20110518

Wait. That might not be about marriage at all. More about men in power taking advantage of female subordinates. Probably some of the men are married, but you never know. Let's try again:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/va-panel-orders-attorneys-license-revoked-says-he-hid-161000-from-ex-wife-during-divorce/2011/05/17/AFSKrk5G_story.html

Wrecked marriage. Still no gays though. Where are the gays that are trying to destroy marriage. Let's look again, shall we:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/red-room/david-valdes-greenwood-ma_b_862848.html

Wait. What? Massachussetts has the lowest divorce rate. But. but ... the gays.